Dead body turns out to be sex doll

Rob Beschizza 5:04 am Fri Sep 28, 2018

Police in Colerain Township, Ohio, were summoned to a nature reserve after a dead body was spotted at the side of the road. Eventually, specialized personnel turned up who were able to determine that it was in fact a sex doll. WLWT:

When Colerain police officers arrived and saw the body for themselves, they called the coroner.

As the coroner went to pick up the body, they realized it wasn't human.

What they had found was a sex doll, Colerain Police Chief Mark Denney said.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that's just a mannequin. But you do you, Ohio.

Photo courtesy of WLWT5

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