BlogDrone uses a giant database of phrases from people's online journals to randomly generate meandering blog entries in either English or Polish, based on whatever keywords you specify. Here's an entry for "copyright" ("Internet" and "girlfriend" are also good):
All written material copyright bellis 2001 html is 60 cove design 40 me :* I think some kind of soundproofing material would be more effective in creating privacy :P Refrigerator an antique beauty which sits unplugged in my kitchen looking pretty and quietly mocking me like some kind of untamed gigolo. He watched her leave enjoying the simple motion of a perfect womans legs on concrete :> He watched her as she stalked back to the her table sat and began conversing. She heard him moving more in the chair a slight noise of skin on skin and she knew he was again stroking himself as he watched her. Shed try to stand and hed push her down into the chair and lean into her his forehead against hers pinning her there in the chair shouting listen to me. I got up on the chair and started fanning and thankfully the alarm stopped. When the distraction failed i got scared again and started crying? Would you wanna marry your best friend or the perfect lover? :P Forgive your best friend.
I made my supervisor at work cry. As he dashed off to the bank i made my way to a shoe outlet place where i tried on some ugly assed boots. So i made my way over to the suns dugout.
It's amazing: if a machine-generated text contains a discontinuity or nonsequitor, all you need to do to fix it is put a smiley after it. I never until now realized that the primary job of any emoticon is to say "excuse me, that didn't make any sense." ;-P
Lord, I loathe smileys. ;-)
(via Oblomovka)
