Automated Alanis

Cory Doctorow 4:13 am Tue Dec 3, 2002

The Brunching Shuttlecocks scores again with an automated, madlibs-based Alanis Morissette lyrics generator:

I Think family members are gonna drive us all crazy
And laptops make me feel like a child
I Think gadgets will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like a Shelley line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Winona's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on myself
Blame it on myself
Blame it on myself

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