Oh hi there! Could you come to my place and hurl my phone into the ocean? Because I can't stop playing Pako Car Chase Simulator.
The concept is simple: You're trapped in a small parking lot, driving ceaselessly forward (no brakes!), and steering left and right to avoid police who try to ram you. Try and last as long as you can!
It's one of those games you can learn in ten seconds, but then spend hours uncovering new quirks in the physics, the terrain, and the emergent, often-daffy behavior of the police cars. Some video:
My high score is … one minute, two seconds. You'd think I'd be better, since I've played this about eight thousand times in a row, right? Ha ha, no, yeah, I'm ranked #41639 on the planet.
Assuming the game's leaderboards aren't hacked and can be believed, some posthuman cyborg lasted for over two hours on the first map.
I say we make this thing an official sport of the summer Olympics. I'd watch!
