Watch Game Of Thrones star Sophie Turner imagine an episode of "The Real Housewives Of Westeros"

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For its latest installment of “Improv Imagination,” Vanity Fair asked Game Of Thrones star Sophie Turner (aka Sansa Stark) to describe an episode of (the totally fictional) Real Housewives of Westeros,

a mash-up of GoT and Bravo’s trashy reality franchise. Her ideas—which are illustrated in beautiful watercolor drawings—involve a secret brothel meeting, a Sansa/Margaery Tyrell romance, and, of course, lots of blood and nudity. Plus she gives Sansa the absolutely fantastic catchphrase: “Winter may be coming, but I’m still hot as hell.” To be honest, it sounds a lot like an episode of the real Game Of Thrones