I don't mean to make light of the actual story behind this headline, which is not funny. But this has got to be the weirdest headline of the week:
DOCTOR DRESSED AS SUPER HERO ACCUSED OF SEX ASSAULT
…followed by the weirdest buried lede of the week:
"Authorities said Adamcik was in possession of a large burrito and drugs."
Link to news story. And more about the term "underwear perverts": Link. (stolen from T. Bias on Wayne Correia's list)
Reader comment: W. Vann Hall says,
The guys at The Smoking Gun have Dr. Raymond "Captain America" Adamcik's mug shots and arrest report posted: Link.