From Greg Gutfeld's illustration and sick-wit blog, The Daily Gut:
"HOW TO GET MAHMOUD'S MANE. Curling Iron: For a longer hold I will diligently apply the hairspray BEFORE curling hair. That and the blood of martyrs will maintain a strong hold throughout the day."
Link. Gutfeld is also responsible for The Adventures of Keira Knightley's Jaw, the Big God Blog, and Al Zarqawi's Mom's Blog. (Thanks, Andrew Breitbart)