"You are correct that Cap'n Crunch appears to be wearing the rank of a U.S. Navy commander," Lt. Cmdr. Sarah Flaherty, a U.S. Navy spokeswoman, told Foreign Policy Magazine. "Oddly, our personnel records do not show a 'Cap'n Crunch' who currently serves or has served in the Navy." Michael Peck reports on military fraud and sugar pusher Cap'n Crunch's tarnished legacy. (via Noah Shachtman)
They see me crunchin', they hatin', milk soakin', they tryna catch me crunchin' soggy. #neverhappen
— Cap'n Crunch (@RealCapnCrunch) June 7, 2013