Lil' Markie: bizarre religious LP

Mark Frauenfelder 11:38 am Wed Jun 29, 2005

Joe says he heard about this creepy LP on Howard Stern. There's one "song" available as an MP3, "Diary of an Unborn Child".

As far as bizarre Christian LPs, I gotta say, this is this most extreme thing I've ever heard. It's some full grown man with a munchkin voice, singing terrifying songs about drug use, abortion and being a fat kid and each fill me with a profound sense of dread, horror, and disgust.

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(thanks, Joe!)

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Update: I nosed around this site a little more and learned that it is chock full of nightmare-inducing religious LP covers. Highly recommended.
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Reader comment: Clara says: "the post about the lil markie record reminded me of little marcy. little marcy was an incredibly weird evangelical christian ventriloquist. there's a page of MP3s here.

the creepiest song is "devil, devil, go away" and the most unintentionally hilarious is "i love little pussy."

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