Rejected jokes submitted to a kids' jokes site

Cory Doctorow 5:50 am Sat Dec 1, 2012

A moderator of a kids' joke site maintains a Tumblr filled with the jokes that were too rude to merit inclusion. Poop jokes ahoy!

Q.what did batman say to robin before they got in the car

A.get in the car

What does your mum need to make her fase very dirtey

SHE needs to go in the bin 474844747474747474474747474 times

what happens when you eat 100 tacos and 500 foooodz?

poop

Hermione: I’ve got to be clear here, I really like you Harry,but…
Harry: I like your hairy butt too.

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