Valentine's Day, Onion style

This week's Onion features a laugh-out-loud piss-take on the sappy "Love Coupons" that we're encouraged to exchange on Valentine's Day. (Also notable in this week's Onion, What do you think of lifting the ban on in-flight cellphones?: "What an ideal marriage of the Wright Brothers and Alexander Graham Bell. And Kafka. And Pavlov. And Mengele.")

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