Warren Ellis is blogging in the voice of Spider Jersualem, his character from the brilliant and sadly finished
Transmetropolitan series.
Junior wrenched open a draw in the desk and ripped from it a scrawny-looking cuddly toy with its eyes plucked out and awful stains on its mouth.
"THIS is Ringo!" he exulted. "RINGO is my FRIEND!" He clutched the scabby thing to a chest already pebbledashed with cocaine, bloodclots and snot.
My back bumped into the door. "And… he says things, does he?"
"Yeahhhhhh," Junior sighed, stroking Ringo's stomach in a disturbingly sexual way.
"Well, um, excellent. I should be going. I have to accept a shipment of dolphin steaks tonight
(via Vertical Hold)