These three young gentlemen, all 19, were arrested in Covina, California after allegedly shoplifting a 30 pack of beer (Tecate) and then turning their escape into a comedy of crime errors. Employees of the grocery grabbed one of the fellows on his way out. Another crashed his getaway car after an employee jumped on the hood. The bandit ran off but, er, had left his wallet in the car. And the third culprit slipped into an operational car wash, but police were waiting for him on the other side of the tunnel. "Three arrested in bungled beer heist in Covina" (Thanks, Syd Garon!)