Conan tells it better. But, in short: A tee-shirt company in Boston sent Conan a local tee that didn’t resonate with his experience of growing up in the Massachusetts capital. So, he complains about it and asks for a more “realistic” one, an outrageous depiction of his actual childhood. Well, the tee-shirt company delivered. They sent him a new tee, effectively knocking it out of, well, Fenway Park! Get yours here.