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Take a look at the bogus athletic resume Lori Loughlin concocted to get her daughter into USC

Prosecutors released one of the make-believe athletic resumes that Lori Loughlin, aka Aunt Becky, manufactured to get her daughters into USC. Although neither daughter ever rowed a boat for any team, both pretended to be on crew teams when applying to college. The resume (below) says that one of her daughters (whose name is blacked out) had won many a medals, two gold, dating back to 2014. And her impressive coxswain skill-set includes “awareness, organization, direction, and steering.” Check out Loughlin’s (and husband Mossimo Giannulli’s) handiwork:

Source: Insider

Top image: pxhere
Resume image: District of Massachusetts/DocumentCloud

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