My red Swingline stapler has been sparking joy since 2008, but if you don’t care about the color, this black version is just [amazon_link asins=’B00006IFKT’ template=’PriceLink’ store=’boingboing’ marketplace=’US’ link_id=’ef88cbda-dd04-499a-8f64-d0f73bd773e3′] on Amazon. At that price, you won’t be tempted to set your building on fire should someone take it from you.
This metal Swingline stapler isn't red, but it's cheap
