In 2019, a 3-year-old Nubian goat named Lincoln was officially inaugurated as the first mayor of Fair Haven, Vermont. And then she pooped. As Town Manager Joe Gunter explained at the time, “Originally we did it as a fundraiser to replace the playground behind the school, but it really turned into a small civic lesson for the children. ‘Come out and vote. Get involved in the town.'”
But that election only guaranteed a one-year term, and Lincoln only narrowly defeated Sammy, a K-9 cop. And now Sammy’s taking another shot at the top seat in town. If elected, Sammy has promised to release her tax returns and recuse herself from all police business that might come before the town to avoid any conflicts of interest, according to her representative, Police Chief Bill Humphries. Humphries has also tried to soothe the concerns of Fair Haven’s feline population, which has a long history of hostile relations with canine police officers.
In response to Sammy’s campaign, Lincoln has released a budget proposal that includes $0 spending on grain, $0 spending on hay, and a promise that there will be no tax increases to fund the playground that formed the foundation of her historic run for the town’s inaugural mayorship.
Fair Haven will hold the contentious election at their Town Meeting on March 3, 2020. And while I don’t want to be partisan, I think it’s only fair to point out that one candidate is literally a cop, and the other one is literally the GOAT, so I think we all know who deserves to be in charge.
Either way, Fair Haven’s new tradition is not to be confused with the Irish town of Killorglin, which has crowned a new goat king every year for the past four hundred years or so.
Vermont goat mayor in for a ‘dog’ fight at her Town Meeting Day re-election [Ryan Mercer / Vermont Free Press]
Note: that’s just a public domain image of an unnamed Nubian goat; it’s not actually Lincoln herself.