How to do like this $2,500,000 wristwatch? "This look like a Burger King watch"

It’s hard to argue with Loafer connoisseur‘s assessment of the Richard Mille Blue Sapphire Skull Tourbillon, which costs $2,500,000: “This look like a Burger King watch”

Here’s a  Burger King Sponge Bob Watch Display Set for sale on eBay:

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