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Australia is only a horrifying natural death trap so it can balance out the adorableness of the quokka

The World's Happiest Animal

I’ve always understood Australia to be a nightmare hellscape full of crazy killer creatures. But that’s only because I hadn’t heard about the quokka. This teddy bear-sized marsupial lives on the islands off the mainland of Australia, and they’re just — I mean — look at this thing!

It’s basically a non-cannibalistic Ewok, and apparently they’re known for being friendly as hell (also exceptionally horny), earning them the distinction of the “happiest animal in the world.” Though it’s illegal to touch one, they’re allegedly super-down with selfies, too.

I would brave any Australian beast just to be best friends with one of these lil’ fellas.

Image via Wikimedia Commons

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