Guitarist performs whimsical counterpoint to dryer's cycle completion tune

Rob Beschizza 3:40 am Wed Nov 27, 2019

I got a new 2-cubic-foot microwave yesterday, large enough to accomodate a whole turkey, and just realized that it plays a loud beepy tune when finishing even the shortest runs. The tune is too jaunty. The tune goes on too long. I already have a Samsung washer and dryer that do likewise, and was staring directly at the manufacturer's logo on the new appliance—Lucky Goldstar—as it erupted into Alla Turca or whatever. "OK Korea" I whispered into the early morning darkness.

This man has a better solution: counterpoint!

Behold the genre of appliance tune accompaniment:

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