I own a sodastream and have often contemplated living the dream, but never had the courage to “inject a bunch of co2” into milk. Joe Barnard
did.
BARNARD: Here we go!
*depresses sodastream injector button*
*ssshshhhhhooooooiiiiii—*
*releases sodastream injector button*
*oooiiiiiissshhhhhhhh—*
BARNARD: *chuckles*
*sshhhhhhhhoooooooouiiiiiiiishhhhh—*
BARNARD: Oh dear.
*sshhslplspslpslpslpslspls—*
BARNARD: Well, this is awful.
*hissing milk froth emerges from machine, spreads over countertop*
BARNARD: Paper towels! Oh my God! [incoherent screaming]