Man carbonates milk

Rob Beschizza 5:05 am Mon Nov 25, 2019

I own a sodastream and have often contemplated living the dream, but never had the courage to "inject a bunch of co2" into milk. Joe Barnard
did.

BARNARD: Here we go!

*depresses sodastream injector button*

*ssshshhhhhooooooiiiiii—*

*releases sodastream injector button*

*oooiiiiiissshhhhhhhh—*

BARNARD: *chuckles*

*sshhhhhhhhoooooooouiiiiiiiishhhhh—*

BARNARD: Oh dear.

*sshhslplspslpslpslpslspls—*

BARNARD: Well, this is awful.

*hissing milk froth emerges from machine, spreads over countertop*

BARNARD: Paper towels! Oh my God! [incoherent screaming]

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