Ben Shapiro wants to know what Brett Kavanaugh's penis looks like

Ben Shapiro, the conservative “cool kids’ philosopher” of The New York Times’ reckoning, wants to know what Supreme Court justice Brett Kavanaugh’s penis looks like. Kavanaugh’s been accused of sexual misconduct as a young man, acts that prominently involved the display of his genitals. So it is only reasonable that one’s thoughts would settle upon the most critical and salient form of evidence: detailed descriptions of a presumptively-normal penis, forty years ago.