Ben Shapiro wants to know what Brett Kavanaugh's penis looks like

Rob Beschizza 12:59 pm Mon Sep 16, 2019

Ben Shapiro, the conservative "cool kids' philosopher" of The New York Times' reckoning, wants to know what Supreme Court justice Brett Kavanaugh's penis looks like. Kavanaugh's been accused of sexual misconduct as a young man, acts that prominently involved the display of his genitals. So it is only reasonable that one's thoughts would settle upon the most critical and salient form of evidence: detailed descriptions of a presumptively-normal penis, forty years ago.

Ben Shapiro dismisses allegations of sexual assault against Brett Kavanaugh with "Nobody has yet described Kavanaugh's [genitalia]" pic.twitter.com/j7HiXsB5zb

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