The sheriff in Volusia County, Fla., reports that “a gentlemen was apprehended today while committing a burglary of a vending machine at Pine Ridge High School” in Deltona.
…spokesman Andrew Gant says a deputy stationed at Pine Ridge High School was notified of the trapped raccoon Wednesday and called animal control for assistance. A vending machine operator was also contacted to unlock the door. They rolled the vending machine to an open area of the school and after about two hours the raccoon was set free.
The sheriff’s Facebook posting has a lot of boomer energy in the comments.