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Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?


Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?


A: Wookieleaks


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And a few more funnies to support your Star Wars Day celebration tomorrow:


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Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?


A: So it doesn’t Hang Solow!


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Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?


A: Adobe Wan Kenobi


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Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”


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Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?


A: Game of Clones


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Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?


A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.


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RIP Peter Mayhew

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