The real Assman was denied his personalized license plate

David Pescovitz 12:05 pm Wed Feb 13, 2019

In another example of

Seinfeld - Assman - Dr. Cosmo Kramer, Proctology

imitating Seinfeld, Melville, Saskatchewan citizen Dave Assman (pronounced Oss-men) applied for a personalized license plate of his last name but the Saskatchewan Government Insurance (like the DMV) put the kibbosh on the request and also his appeal. So Assman created a large decal inspired by the Saskatchewan plate design and slapped it on the rear end (ahem) of his truck. Based on the SGI's Twitter post below, they seem to be ok with that.

"It's just a name and censorship should be out of the window…" Assman said. "It upsets me, but I'm not one of those guys to take offence to it."

(CBC)

Looks like Mr. Assman got the last laugh after @SGItweets denied his request for a vanity plate with his last name!

CC: @JohnGormleyShow, @TylerMcMurchy pic.twitter.com/tjvj9NbtqM

— Taylor MacPherson (@TaylorMacP) February 13, 2019

Seinfeld - Assman - Dr. Cosmo Kramer, Proctology

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