Not what you expect, but what you hope for: a sex dungeon in tasteful suburban off-white with traditional colonial woodwork and easy-wipe faux-marble flooring.
Since the time of posting, Redfin has removed the pictures of the basement from the listing, but you can see ’em all here.
In addition to being listed at $750,000, the home is apparently available “as an Air B & B rental @maisonxs that gets $750 a night on weekdays & $2000 a night on the weekends for private parties or entertainment.” And indeed, the presentation in the Airbnb listing is decidedly more sultry.
Those bearskin rugs are a bad idea, if you ask me.