Proud Democratic Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ran an insurgent campaign (working nights as a bartender in NYC with her campaigning clothes stashed in a paper bag behind the bar, changing after her shift and working the streets) that conquered New York, went national, and emboldened a “progressive caucus” of new Democratic legislators: now she’s going to Congress to serve as the youngest woman ever elected to the lower house. Only one problem: she can’t afford to rent a DC apartment for the three months between the election and her swearing-in, when she’ll start drawing her Congressional salary.