15 sick burns on Tweetin' Trump

Mark Frauenfelder 11:22 am Wed Aug 29, 2018

The whiner-in-chief frequently turns to Twitter to complain about how he is mistreated and misunderstood. While his relatively small coterie of lickspittle sycophants lap it up, people with more than two neurons to rub together have no trouble recognizing his hypocrisy, lies, and ignorance. Someecards has collected "15 of the internet’s best clapbacks at Trump that we really, really hope he saw." Here are a few of my favorites:

1. Hypocrisy

https://t.co/up6gV85c6q

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) August 29, 2018

2. Going to a knife fight armed with a spray tan

3. Ass-banana calling the kettle black

You know what I don't wanna pay for, jackhole? Your golfing trips, your wife's clothes, your stupid toilet you're going to die on or your nasty spray on wig. Also, it's BORNE not BOURNE. Bourne is a movie you unrelenting fucking idiot ass-banana. https://t.co/N3Pm7VPejb

— Wendy Molyneux (@WendyMolyneux) April 3, 2018

4. Kim Jong Un envy

We don't live in a dictatorship or a monarchy. I swore an oath—in the military and in the Senate—to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, not to mindlessly cater to the whims of Cadet Bone Spurs and clap when he demands I clap https://t.co/99gW1yalDl

— Tammy Duckworth (@SenDuckworth) February 6, 2018

Image: Alexandros Michailidis/Shutterstock

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