"We thought we'd have a garage sale to get rid of some of the clutter," writes jessie 31. "Unfortunately, our neighbor billy has been a little on edge lately and feels the need to rip everyone a new one."
Don't you get the feeling Billie needs someone to talk to about somethin'?
That said, there's a whole YouTube channel of Billie's further adventures. If it's real, it's verging on an unsavory level of voyeurism/enabling; if it's comedy, Billie deserves her own show.