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Flat-Earther's rocket failed again


Over the weekend, flat-Earther and DIY rocketeer Mike Hughes tried again to launch himself into space. Unfortunately, he failed. As a result, his belief that the Earth isn’t round stands. The Washington Post has been following Hughes’s misadventures:

All critics would be silenced, Hughes promised then, when he finally launched on private property outside the town of Amboy, Calif., on Saturday….


“I pulled the plunger five different times,” Hughes said. “I considered beating on the rocket nozzle from the underneath side. But you can’t get anyone under there. It’ll kill you. It’ll scald you to death. It’ll blow the skin and muscle off your bones.”..

Hughes’s plans are unclear now. He said he’d take apart the rocket to see what went wrong, but he has commitments to think of besides science. He was supposed to be in court on Tuesday, he told the crowd, because he was suing the governor of California for unspecified reasons. He was also trying to claim the legal right to Charles Manson’s guitar. He is a man of many ambitions…

“Guys, I’m sorry,” Hughes said. “What can you do?”


A flat-earther finally tried to fly away. His rocket didn’t even ignite.(Washington Post)

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