Get your barf bag handy before you read this post. We're not joking.
Citing 2009 emails between political operatives, news reports today say adult film star Stormy Daniels, who is known to have had a sexual affair with Donald Trump, performed or was asked to perform an unusual sex act: “spanking him with a copy of Forbes magazine.”
But wait, there's a truly disgusting detail.
The magazine in question may have been a 2006 edition of Forbes that featured Trump and two of his children, Donald Jr. and Ivanka, on the cover.
The porn performer also recalls Trump comparing her to his daughter, presumably Ivanka. “He told me once that I was someone to be reckoned with, beautiful and smart just like his daughter.’’ Daniels is quoted as having said in 2006.
Yep. Let that all sink in.
In early 2009, Daniels announced that she was considering challenging Sen. David Vitter, the Louisiana Republican who two years earlier had been snared in a sex scandal. Vitter’s phone number was discovered in the records of the so-called D.C. Madam, who ran a prostitution ring in the nation’s capital. Vitter, who now is a lobbyist, was a prominent social conservative who opposed abortion and gay marriage. Daniels, who grew up in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, told reporters she wanted to highlight his hypocrisy. She offered up a potential campaign slogan: “Stormy Daniels: Screwing people honestly.”
Daniels was serious enough about running that she embarked on a May 2009 “listening tour” of the state and held discussions with local political consultants. Those conversations included coming up with possible campaign contributors. According to a May 8, 2009, email written by an operative advising Daniels, who asked not to be identified, Daniels at one point scrolled through her cellphone contacts to provide her consultants with a list of names. The email noted that the potential donors included Steve Hirsch, the founder of an adult entertainment company; Theresa Flynt, the daughter of Hustler’s Larry Flynt; Frazier Boyd, the owner of a strip club chain; and Jenna Jameson, the so-called “Queen of Porn.” Also on the list: Donald Trump.
This email was sent to Andrea Dubé, a Democratic political consultant based in New Orleans. In response, Dubé expressed surprise that Daniels was friendly with Trump. “Donald Trump?” she wrote. “In her cell phone?”
“Yep,” the other consultant replied. “She says one time he made her sit with him for three hours watching ‘shark week.’ Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine.”
Dubé and the other consultant confirmed to Mother Jones they exchanged these emails.
The campaign consultant who wrote the email to Dubé tells Mother Jones that Daniels said the spanking came during a series of sexual and romantic encounters with Trump and that it involved a copy of Forbes with Trump on the cover.
The Fall 2006 cover of Forbes features Donald Trump, his son, Donald Jr., and his daughter, Ivanka.
Trump's reps have denied it all, of course, please don't sue us, bla bla bla.
There's a lot of weird stuff in that family. It's creepy, and some of what's worst is what Trump himself says.