For sale: (1) Chuck E. Cheese's animatronic band

Rusty Blazenhoff 6:53 am Sat Oct 14, 2017

If you've been looking to put your paws on a real animatronic band, get thee to Visalia! In August, the kiddie entertainment chain announced that they were breaking up the band. Now, one has popped up on Craigslist. (This one is quite a bit older and presumably not a victim of the recent shutdown.)

Still, the circa 1985 "Beach Bowzer's Band" would make a fine companion to anyone's rumpus room. For $5000, it comes complete with the entire "Cyberamics Control System" and manuals.

As shown…

And just for kicks, watch some of these things malfunction:

Thanks, Soap Plant Wacko!

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