Sadly, this reboot cycle was one infinite loop. Mercifully, restoring to a Time Machine backup:
I’ll guess I’ll give it another try a couple of point releases in.
Update:
I got a PC again and can report that Windows remains a toilet where legacy support blends smoothly with thick knotted fists of new excrement
— Rob Beschizza (@Beschizza) October 4, 2017
Let it not be said I’m playing favorites!