Tanner, I think you need to be reminded from time to time that you are one of the few people on this team who is not a Jew, spic, nigger, pansy or a booger-eating moron. So you’d better cool it or we may be disposed to beat the crap out of you.
I always wished they had let Alfred Ogilvie, the Bad News Bears statistician, beat the heck out of Tanner Boyle right there.
Is it baseball season?