This is one of those things I wish I had thought up: an incense burner that looks like the RV meth lab from Breaking Bad.
More like Breaking rad, amirite?
It's called the "Krystal Ship" and it's available from ThinkGeek for $29.99.
Set up your own cook lab at home with this Breaking Bad RV Incense Burner. See, you'll be cooking incense, not meth. That makes it okay – unless you have a roommate who's sensitive to Nag Champa.