A staffer as the Thredbo ski resort in New South Wales, Australia reported that Chewbacca beat him with a snowboard after insisting the Wookie remove his “costume.”
“He lost consciousness and some teeth,” Chewbacca wrote on social media, according to the Daily Telegraph. “Been ordered not to have any contact with Thredbo staff (even if i know them) about what happened and must stay 15km away from Thredbo.”
Chewie was charged with “using an offensive weapon to commit an indictable act.”
As Greg commented at the Daily Grail, “Dude was lucky he didn’t get his arms torn off their sockets.”