You don’t always have to pay out the nose for household items, everyday accessories, or memorable gifts. If you’re searching for something unexpected that can be had for less than two sawbucks, take a look at the following goods:
20oz Insulated Water Bottle ($18.99)
This stainless steel water bottle is double-walled with vacuum-sealed insulation to keep drinks cold for 24 hours, or hot for 8. It has a durable powder coat that’s available in 17 vibrant colors, and it fits in most car cupholders. The interior is completely free of BPA plastics and is totally rust-proof, so any liquid you put in it will taste delicious. Pick one up for just $18.99.
The XXL Shower Speaker is totally waterproof, and has a sturdy suction cup for mounting anywhere in the bathroom. It puts out 3 watts of high-quality sound for up to 6 hours straight, so you rarely have to charge it. Playback controls are front and center with raised texture for easy operation, even when you have soap in your eyes. Get it from our store for $19.99.
UltraBright Military Flashlight: 2-Pack ($17.99)
It never hurts to have a dedicated flashlight around the house for when the power goes out unexpectedly. To keep you prepared for emergencies, this kit comes with two 500-lumen hand torches made from aircraft-grade aluminum and a durable carry case. Grab these tactical flashlights for $17.99.
MicroUSB Cables: 6-pack ($8.99)
Whether you’re a dedicated Android user or just have a plethora of portable electronics, you can‘t have enough microUSB cables. This package comes with six 3-foot cables so you’ll never have to dig around for a spare cord again. These support USB 2.0 data transfer speeds and feature a low-profile connector that works with almost any case. Get three here for only $8.99.
If you are potty-training your kids, or often find yourself feeling around for the bathroom light switch in the dark, the IllumiBowl 2.0 is the perfect night light. It’s battery-powered, easy to clean, and just $12.99 from the Boing Boing Store.
Car Plug-In Air Purifier ($19.99)
Driving home after an intense workout or eating drive-thru meals in your car can fill it with some gnarly smells. Make it safe for passengers again with this air purifier. It plugs into any standard car outlet to kill odors, allergens, and cigarette smoke with its built-in atomizer in minutes. You can get one for $19.99.
Donald Trump Toilet Paper: 3-Set ($12.99)
Feeling hopelessly unrepresented by the highest office in the land? Take out your simmering rage in the grossest way possible with some Donald Trump Toilet Paper. Each roll is 2-ply with 240 sheets, so you perform your civil disobedience comfortably. This gag gift comes with three rolls for $12.99.
Disconnect: 1-Yr Premium Subscription ($19.99)
Disconnect is one of the best browser plugins out there for stopping advertising trackers from collecting your personal information, and their premium service adds a powerful cross-platform VPN. This self-contained privacy power tool is available for all major mobile and desktop operating systems to keep your data safe and significantly reduce bandwidth usage. A 1-year subscription is just $19.99.
Fred Slow Brew Sloth Tea Infuser ($9.72)
For the most relaxing cup of tea imaginable, try brewing with one of these Sloth-shaped infusers. It hangs off the lip of your mug, and is made from heat-resistant, BPA-free silicone to give you a delicious hot drink. It’s available for only $9.72, and works best with a caffeine-free herbal blend.
Fred Voodoo Doll Cookie Cutter ($12)
Anyone who has a long list of enemies, obnoxious coworkers, or a morbid sense of humor can take out their frustrations on a warm, gooey pastry with this Voodoo Doll Cookie Cutter. It’s molded from ABS plastic that’s perfectly safe for food, and comes packaged in a Day of the Dead-inspired shell. Get it here for $12.