Earlier this week, Jerry Seinfeld rejected an on-camera hug from Ke$ha and people thought it was so funny, they wrote Seinfeld scenes about it. Here Seinfeld explains his perfectly reasonable rationale for the refusal.
"When you get to be my age and you've done a couple things, you have your own reality. In my reality, I don't hug a total stranger. I have to meet someone, say hello. I gotta start somewhere."