Star Wars-themed Billy Bass with Admiral Ackbar's head shouts "It's a trap"

Cory Doctorow 6:50 am Thu Jun 8, 2017

Thinkgeek's $40 Star Wars Admiral Ackbar Singing Bass
plays the Cantina theme and wiggles its tail, then turns to face you and shouts, "It's a trap!" Comes with wall-mount or desk-stand, runs on C batteries or AC adapter, and operates on button-push or motion sensor (prediction: you will not leave it in motion-sensing mode for very long). Order today for Father's Day shipping.

It's quite an addition to the canon of Billy Bass variations.

The Star Wars Admiral Ackbar Singing Bass features the good admiral's head sculpted onto a singing fish's body ("IT'S AN ALMAGAM!"). Either by button press or by sensing motion, Ackbar springs to life – first dancing to the Cantina Song and then uttering his immortal catch phrase, "IT'S A TRAP!" It's just that simple, and you know you're already planning where you'd put yours right now. Admiral Ackbar wants you to own a Star Wars Admiral Ackbar Singing Bass, so hurry up and order; it's easy ("IT'S A SNAP!").

Star Wars Admiral Ackbar Singing Bass

(via Red Ferret)

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