President Donald Trump, having fired FBI Director James Comey in what he admits was an effort to stymie the Bureau's investigation into links between Trump's presidential campaign and Russia, is now threatening him on Twitter.
James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 12, 2017
The contrast between his paranoid assumptions and the unconvincing humor of the threat is classic Trump: as subtle as a mob cement truck loaded with diarrhea. But don't let it distract you from what he's insinuating: that he "tapes" his meetings.