The Onion wonders if animals should have more eyes

Rob Beschizza 2:03 pm Wed Apr 5, 2017

The Onion poses a mystifying question of evolutionary biology: wouldn't it be better if animals had more eyes?

Should Animals Have More Eyes? pic.twitter.com/k26DDsiOLb

— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 5, 2017

I rather think more mouths would be preferable.

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