A woman delivered an obscenity-laden rant when she spied a couple kissing each other at a fast food restaurant. One of her mildest statements was, "Excuse me! This is a place where you eat, not where you make out. Go get a room!"
Highlights (compiled by reader Bishop Hicks):
Woman collects her food and is about to leave but realizes she needs a win and turns around and demands her money back
The collective groan that goes up from the people in line when she calls someone a foreigner and says "I'm an American!"
Money quote: "They were having sex in front of my food!"
The boyfriend videoed the encounter, he wrote:
Last night my girlfriend of four years and I were waiting patiently for a lady to order her food at this restaurant in Santa Monica, and I had my arms around her from behind and maybe kissed her on the top of the head once or twice, but that was the extent of it.
Out of nowhere, the lady (who was finalizing her transaction) looks at us and exclaims emphatically how inappropriate PDA was and how uncomfortable it was making her. I thought she was joking because of how little we were actually making contact. I turned and kissed my girlfriend on the cheek and made a loud smack, and that’s where she really lost it. I immediately knew I had to get this on camera, so that’s about where the video picks up.
We tried to stay as calm as possible. I was trying not to engage as I knew this lady was clearly nuts, but when she started calling my girlfriend a slut, whore, etc, and when she stepped closer to her, that’s when I started getting angry. In retrospect, I’m proud that we didn’t sink to her level or anything like that, but wish I would’ve said some more clever remarks. Oh also, I fucked up by not filming in portrait mode – Sorry about that.
The woman also tries to get her money back from the restaurant, then tells another customer to go back to his own country.
