Happy Mutants! All hail Boing Boing’s new sponsor Herbtools!
Ever wonder why J. R. “Bob” Dobbs wears that perpetual smile? It’s the habifropzipulops mariphasa lupina in his pipe. When smoked, this remarkable herb, which grows on yeti droppings in Tibet, succeeds where science fails: removing the terror of the The Gods.
When that fear grabs you, grab a bong o’ ‘frop, my friend!
Bikini bongs not only offer a shortcut to Slack, they look great too! Let other natty psychonauts know you’re flying the flag of cognitive freedom, right in the middle of your very own living room, cell, or bathysphere on the floor of the Marianas Trench! Bongs are great for attracting fellow Discordians, Happy Mutants, and SubGenii, as well as scaring off the pinks and gorps.
Some find power in their bong! Legend has it that Yog-Sothoth, his own bad self, hit the ‘frop
from a bong fashioned from a yeti skull.
Well mannered ‘frop-heads know that being cool is the rule! Revel in your Slack. Embody it. Feel the vibrations of the universe as you vigorously bubble fumes of Klaatu himself though the wondrous head of a grey overlord! Remember your youth, or your future, with a Bikini bong! I know I left mine around here some place…
Remember, with frop as with everything: too much is always better than not enough!
Herbtools has amazing bongs!