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Trump ranting on Twitter that he didn't pay hookers to piss on his bed

Following last night’s unverified spy-sourced report concerning Donald Trump’s links to Russia and its security services’ alleged surveillance of him paying to watch hookers piss on his bed, president-elect Donald Trump (“Peeotus”) is getting even madder on Twitter than usual.

The one about intelligence agencies controlling what the public gets to see is traditionally ominous Trump talk, but it’s that boring one in the middle, where he claims to have had no deals in Russia, where we should look. Because Donald Trump is fibbing, at least according to Donald Trump.

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