Finally, a face-slimming gadget you can leave the house in

Rob Beschizza 5:32 am Mon Dec 19, 2016

I have a round face, like a cartoon squirrel submerged unevenly in Nair. Thanks to the "Shirinkongumu Face Slimmer" and its promise to make my skin "youthful and pliant," I can now look forward to a slimmer, prettier profile—all for only $2.29!

for three minutes during a day ..holding the mouthpiece made of the silicone in the mouth… ..large face.. refreshingly slacken

It leads to a youthful mouth that went up [kyu] and the corners of the mouth at the [heno] character entrance by strengthening muscles of facial expression not so used in daily life. " of the addition of the load Because the muscle loosens, it is effectively because of physical exercise effective in the face exercise bath.

The questions and answers at Amazon are masterpieces of succinct, forthright customer service.

Question: Does the head come with it?

Answer: Only mouth.

Question: Does it have instruction in english?

Answer: No.

Question: Does it look like lips?

Answer: Not a fashion statement.

Ah! But as they say, the street finds its own uses for things.

Shirinkongumu Face Slimmer [Amazon]

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