Woman displeased with service at Subway

Rob Beschizza 4:50 am Thu Nov 17, 2016

In a Subway eatery, a displeased customer.

CUSTOMER: Now you're the ignorant bitch, your moma tha bitch, you faggot-ass fag, now you can come outside and we can get it, 'cause I'm a real nigga; bitch-ass nigga, that's what you are. Come on outside, says I'm an ignorant bitch! Come on outside, says I'm an ignorant bitch. … Don't like your moma for having your ass, she should have swallowed your ass. Should shoulda swallowed your punk ass.

SANDWICH ARTIST: What greens would you like on your sandwich?

CUSTOMER: Lettuce.

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