https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC0C7vxxIxw&feature=youtu.be
We interrupt your growing anxiety at America’s emergent cyberpunk dystopia for a tense missive from this guy’s house. In this video, a pigeon bears down a chimney in Romford or maybe Cheltenham or somewhere like that. The perspective on the video makes it hard to tell (especially when things get hairy) but the pigeon is well-armored and only seconds from putting the defender in serious trouble. Wings flap menacingly; a feather sails past the lens. It is not long before he is quite alarmed at the bird’s progress. What happens next, though, will probably not surprise you.