As Oracle desperately tries to reanimate its wretched, failed attempt to destroy everything Sun Microsystems stood for and end computer science as we know it, there’s never been a better time to rock one of these “You Wouldn’t Reimplement an API” tees, which were an underground hit during the earlier trial.
The shirts, of course, are a play on the movie industry’s You Wouldn’t Steal a Car anti-piracy campaign, so expertly lampooned by The IT Crowd (though really, Poe’s Law rules this domain with an iron fist.
Hurry, though — they’re only available until Monday. Of course, you could just pirate them, but that would be exactly like stealing a car.
You Wouldn’t Reimplement an API [Teespring]
